The president opened his response to a looming pandemic with a lie about a vaccine. The United States is “rapidly developing” a remedy to COVID-19, or the coronavirus, President Trump said, seeming more desperate to stop the plummeting stock market than any new or current cases. He said it would …
Read More »The 4 Most-Brutal Moments for Mike Bloomberg During the Nevada Debate
Mike Bloomberg made his debut on the debate stage Wednesday night. To put it kindly, it did not go well. The former New York mayor has spent hundreds of millions of dollars of his personal fortune to buy his way into relevancy in the Democratic primary, but he appeared wholly …
Read More »Trump Makes Campaign Stop at NASCAR's Daytona 500
President Trump visited the NASCAR Daytona 500 in what appeared to be a campaign event as he seeks reelection in 2020. “Daytona International Speedway, we love our country and it’s truly an honor to be with all of you at the Great American Race,” Trump, who was serving as grand …
Read More »Matt Gaetz Is Having a Bad Hair Day
Matt Gaetz doesn’t want to shake my hand when I walk into his office. Considering what he is doing, I’m glad he doesn’t. “I don’t want to get concealer on you,” he explains, turning away from his mirror to greet me. “I promise I’m not doing this for effect for …
Read More »Why Does an Accused Sex-Predator Priest Say He's a 'Senior Vice President' in Rudy Giuliani's Consulting Firm?
Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s personal lawyer who frequently boasts about his personal character and those of his associates, has had a long personal and business association with an accused pedophile priest. Few people are closer to Giuliani than Monsignor Alan Placa, who is part of the former New York mayor’s …
Read More »Pelosi Reminds Trump He Is 'Impeached for Life'
“This president is impeached for life,” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said of President Trump, “regardless of any gamesmanship on the part of Mitch McConnell.” The speaker’s words, which she said on ABC’s This Weekon Sunday, immediately caused the hashtag #ImpeachedForLife to start trending on Twitter. During the interview with George …
Read More »Nancy Pelosi: Send the Impeachment Articles to the Senate
After weeks of delay, damning new revelations, and the distraction of a near-war with Iran, the House will officially transmit articles of impeachment to the Senate next week. In a letter to colleagues, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi wrote: “I have asked Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler to be prepared to …
Read More »Our 5 Favorite Parts of This Bonkers 2020 Election Chess Set
From the weirdos who brought you the Ped Egg foot filer, the Brass Bullet indestructible pocket hose, and the Egg Sitter support cushion comes another bonkers product: the 2020 Battle for the White House Collector’s Edition Chess Set. It’s “a keepsake you’ll cherish for generations and proudly display in your …
Read More »Bernie Sanders Outraises Billionaire-Backed Competition
Bernie Sanders is raising phenomenal campaign cash — in tiny increments. The Democratic Socialist announced Thursday that his presidential campaign raised $34.5 million in the fourth quarter of 2019. That haul, secured from 1.8 million donations averaging less than $20 a pop, puts him nearly $10 million ahead of the …
Read More »Trump, Who Slashed Taxes by $1.5 Trillion, Is Pushing Cuts to Food Stamps
President Trump, a very rich guy who promised to help not-rich people get ahead but so far hasn’t, is pushing rules that would place new limits on a program that helps poor people buy food. The push isn’t new, but it’s getting new attention due to an Urban Institute study …
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